Sta.sh
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Watch me IF you like my art~ ;v;
.......... The design MUST HAVE ONLY 2 COLORS; BLACK AND WHITE
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quick! give me a meme-thingy to do! I'm bored! one of those where you check boxes for what's true about yourself or something! now plz! in case of multiples, I'll space them out. but I will do all of them ;D
look at how serious I'm being! do it now!
(this is going to look really pathetic if no one replies xD haha)
and I also did a little series of sorts today. took 3 photos of the same subject and tried to make them look as different as possible, so I'll be posting that soon
Tired 
Btw, jeg synes DU skal være modell for meg en dag.
haha, jeg egner meg veldig dårlig som modell ass
Neida. Du er flink til å crazy ut, & det er alt jeg trenger. :3
haha, takk I guess. men blir jo litt vanskelig. bor ikke i lolheim lenger
Hva driver du med nå btw? Studerer?
har et fag jeg tar på ntnu (hjemmeeksamen så jeg trenger ikke bo der) men jobber og sparer penger for det meste
Dear (a person you talk to),
I don't really know how to tell you this, but (1). I think I realized it (2)(3) and I saw you (4)(5). I'm sure you're (6) enough to understand (7). I'm returning (8) to you, but I'll keep (9) as a memory. You should also know that I (10) and (11).
(12),
(Your name)
1) What's the color of your shirt?
Red - Our affair is over
White - I’m joining the Convent
Black -Our romance is over
Green- Our socks don't match
Grey - You're a leprechaun
Yellow - I'm selling myself for candy
Pink - Your nostrils are insulting
Brown - The mafia wants you
No shirt - Purple hedgehogs want to destroy you
Other -I dislike your eyelashes
2) Which is your birth month?
January - That night you picked your nose
February -When I quoted Forest Gump
March - When your dwarf bit me
April - When I finally changed my underwear
May - When I tripped on peanut butter
June - When you put cuffs on me
July – When I saw the purple monkey
August - When you smacked my butt
September - Last year when you peed your pants
October - When we skinny dipped in the bathtub
November - When your dog humped my leg
December - When I threw up in your sock drawer
3) Which food do you prefer?
Tacos - In your apartment
Chicken- In your car
Pasta - Outside of your office
Hamburgers - Under the bus
Salad – As you were eating Kraft Dinner
Lasagna - In your closet
Kebab - With Jean Chrétien
Seafood - In a clown suit
Sandwiches - At the Elton John concert
Pizza - At the mental hospital
Hot dog - Under a street light
Other- With George Bush and Stephen Harper
4) What's the color of your socks?
Yellow - Ignore
Red - Put whipped cream on
Black - Hit on
Blue - Knock out
Purple - Pour syrup on
White - Carve your initials into
Grey - Pull the clothes off
Brown - bite off
Orange - Castrate
Pink - Pull the pants off of
Barefoot - Sit on
Other - Drive over
5) What's the color of your underwear?
Black - My boyfriend
White - My father
Grey – The Catholic Priest
Brown – The Montreal Canadian’s goalie
Purple - My corned beef hash
Red – My knee caps
Blue - My salt-beef bucket
Yellow - My illegitimate child in Ghana
Orange - My Blink 182 cd
Pink – Your ‘My Little Pony’ collection
Other --The elephant in the corner
6) What do you prefer to watch on TV?
One Tree Hill - Senile
Heroes- Frostbitten
Lost - High
Simpsons- Cowardly
The news - Scarred
American Idol - Masochistic
Family Guy - Open
Top Model - Middle-class
Other - shamed
House- ill
7) Your mood right now?
Happy - How awful you are
Sad - How boring you are
Bored - That I get turned on only by garbage men
Angry - That your smell makes me vomit
Depressed – That we’re related
Excited - That I may pee my pants
Nervous - The middle-east is planning their revenge on you
Worried - That your Ford sucks
Apathetic - That you need a sex change
Silly - That I'm allergic to your earlobes
Cuddly - That Santa doesn't exist
Ashamed - That there is no solution to you being a dumb kid
Other - That your driving sucks
8) What's the color of your walls in your bedroom?
White - Your toe ring
Yellow - Your love letters to me
Red - The pictures from Vegas
Black - Your pet rock
Blue - The couch cushions
Green - Your car
Orange - Your false teeth
Brown - Your nose hair clippers
Grey - Our matching snoopy underwear
Purple - Your old New Kids on the Block blanket
Pink - The cut toenails
Other - Your Hannah Montana underwear
9) The first letter of your first name?
A/B - My virginity
C/D - Your photo with the mustache drawn on it
E/F - Your neighbors dog
G/H - The oil tank from your car
I/J - Your left ear
K/L - The results of that blood-sample
M/N - Your glass eye
O/P - My common sense
Q/R - Your mom
S/T - Your collection of butterflies
U/V - Your criminal record
W/X – Your sucide note
Y/Z - Your credit cards
10) The last letter in your last name?
A/B - Will not tell the authorities that you stole the whale from the backyard.
C/D - Always will remember the pep talks
E/F -Never will forget that night
G/H – Love your sweet, sweet bum
I/J – Mocked you behind your back constantly
K/L - Hate your cooking
M/N - Told in my confession today about the moose poaching
O/P - Told my psychiatrist about the bruises
Q/R - Get sick when I think of your feet
S/T - Always wanted to break your legs
U/V - Will try to forget that you broke my heart
W/X - Haven’t showered in a month
Y/Z – am better off without you
11) What do you prefer to drink?
Wine- Our friendship is ruined
Tea – I’m off to lead a new life as a lemon
Soda – I will haunt you when I’m reincarnated as an Eskimo
Milk - The apartment building is on fire
Water – I'm scratching my butt as you read this
Cider– I have a passionate interest for mice
Juice – You ruined my attempts at another world war.
Snapple/Vitamin water – You should get that embarrassing rash checked out
Hot chocolate – Your Cucumber-fetishism is weird
Whiskey - I love Oprah Winfrey
Beer – Thanks for the Cocaine
Other – you should stop picking your nose
12) To which country would you prefer to go on a vacation?
Thailand – Warm tingly sensations
Australia - Greetings to your frog Leonard
France - Love always
Spain - With tears of sadness
China – You make me sick
Germany – Please don’t hurt me
Japan - Go milk a cow
Greece - Your everlasting enemy
USA - Best of luck on the sex change
Egypt – Kiss my butt
England-Go drown yourself
~VAMPIRE~
[ ] You’d rather be pale than tan.
[ ] You like to eat or drink red things.
[ ] You’re lustful/sexual.
[ ] When you’re kissing someone, you tend to bite them.
[ ] you’re dark, mysterious, and seductive.
[ ] You’ve tasted your own blood before and liked it.
[ ] Being out in the sun too long makes you feel weak.
[ ] You’re graceful, lithe, and can appear threatening or dangerous to other.
[ ] You have incredible charm and can get people to do nearly anything.
[ ] You’re more active at night.
Total:
~INCUBUS/SUCCUBUS~
[ ] You’re incredibly lustful/sexual.
[ ] Sex is almost always on your mind.
[ ] You could make someone fall completely in love with you by merely kissing them.
[ ] You’re not a virgin.
[ ] You burn through lovers quickly.
[ ] If your best friend had a lover that appealed to you, you’d gladly do anything you could to take them from your friend and not feel guilty about doing so.
[ ] You can make love with someone and drop them in the same breath.
[ ] If you don’t “feed” your lust, you go insane.
[ ] You have strong/long nails.
[ ] You could get nearly anyone you want.
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~WEREWOLF~
[ ] You have a bad temper.
[ ] You’re incredibly physically strong and fast.
[ ] You love the moon.
[ ] You’re very loyal.
[ ] If you love someone, you’ll do whatever you possibly can to protect them.
[ ] You would go on a devastated rampage should your lover be harmed in any way.
[ ] You like dogs.
[ ] You’re fairly sturdy in stature
[ ] You’re either a good leader or a solitary person.
[ ] You have a hard time controlling yourself half of the time.
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~NEKO(half-cat)/WERECAT~
[ ] You love cats.
[ ] You’re lithe and agile.
[ ] You could fall off of anything and always land on your feet.
[ ] You like gymnastics.
[ ] You love to eat seafood.
[ ] You’re affectionate and cozy.
[ ] If someone is able to sneak up on you and startle you, you nearly leap out of your skin or swat at them.
[ ] You like yarn.
[ ] You like chasing things.
[ ] You’re an excellent hunter.
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~ZOMBIE~
[ ] You’re an outcast.
[ ] You feel as if you’re not truly alive.
[ ] You’ll moan when you’re hurt rather than scream and cry.
[ ] You tend to zone out.
[ ] You don’t feel very smart.
[ ] You like worms.
[ ] You like taking things slowly.
[ ] You like odd foods
[ ] You prefer to suffer in silence.
[ ] You don’t get much sleep.
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~GHOST/PHANTOM~
[ ] You’re invisible.
[ ] You have an oddly eerie presence.
[ ] You can send chills down a person’s spine just by looking at them.
[ ] You have messy hair that is partially/completely in your face.
[ ] You’re incredibly gentle.
[ ] You’re very shy around someone you find attractive.
[ ] You tend to simply disappear when no one’s looking.
[ ] You enjoy scaring people.
[ ] You like the indoors.
[ ] You are deeply connected to the ones you love no matter what happens.
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~GHOUL~
[ ] You will eat just about anything.
[ ] You like to attack people verbally or physically
[ ] You are thrilled if you can make someone bleed.
[ ] If you were with someone, you wouldn‘t care if you hurt them as long as you‘re getting what you want out of them.
[ ] You like stalking people.
[ ] You find it fun to crawl into tight, small, cramped, dirty spaces.
[ ] You get hungry easily.
[ ] You like torture.
[ ] You live to hurt people.
[ ] You like the idea of being insane.
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~WITCH~
[ ] You’re into Wicca/paganism.
[ ] You like magical objects.
[ ] You perform odd rituals on a daily basis.
[ ] People find you intolerably cruel.
[ ] You enjoy manipulating people.
[ ] You feel deeply in touch with nature and hate industrialization.(some what)
[ ] You love black cats.
[ ] You practice voodoo.
[ ] You tend to laugh hysterically while picking on someone you find attractive.
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~SHAPESHIFTER~
[ ] You have different personalities.
[ ] Your style could change from Goth to preppy in the same second.
[ ] You’re fickle.
[ ] You have more than one lover.
[ ] You’re unpredictable.
[ ] You would change yourself entirely to fit in/get a date.
[ ] You are fond of many different things.
[ ] You can easily get out of trouble by changing your demeanor.
[ ] You often say one thing and mean another.
[ ] You like to leave your clothes on the floor after taking them off.
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~DEMON~
[ ] You have a very bad temper.
[ ] You’re usually angry.
[ ] You have to make other people miserable with every breath that you take.
[ ] You like pentagrams.
[ ] You love to mess with people’s heads.
[ ] You could do just about anything bad to someone and feel proud.
[] You laugh when other people are hurt.
[ ] Physically harming someone turns you on.
[ ] You respond to an insult by viciously attacking the other person.
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~ANGEL~
[ ] You’re a very good person.
[ ] You take care with everything you do.
[ ] You can be extremely serious.
[ ] You’re gentle and kind to even your worst enemies.
[ ] You cannot hold a grudge against anyone.
[ ] You would gladly endure anything for the sake of the ones you love.
[ ] [b]You’re a virgin[/b]/have never kissed anyone/have never had a lover.
[ ] People see you as being very pure.
[ ] You are obedient and follow rules without questions
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~FAERIE/ELF~
[ ] You enchant people.
[ ] You like organic things.
[ ] You’re almost always smiling.
[ ] You love the world around you.
[ ] You get attached to animals easily.
[ ] You’re a walking-talking chick-flick/prince charming.
[ ] You fall in love easily.
[ ] You have a very bright/bubbly/friendly personality.
[ ] You don’t HATE anyone.
[ ] You like long hair.
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